Cleaning Like a Celebrity Assistant for a Day OMG, I’m Exhausted

Ever scroll through celeb house tours and wonder, “How is everything so clean all the time?” Spoiler: it’s not magic—it’s Celebrity Assistant. And those assistants are cleaning ninjas.

So I decided to try cleaning like a celebrity assistant for a day. Think: organizing skincare fridges, color-coding closets, and folding towels like they’re going to be photographed by Vogue.

Let’s just say… my respect for these behind-the-scenes heroes went way up.

1. Color-Coded Closets Are Not Just for Instagram

Apparently, celebs love their clothes arranged by color and season. I spent 45 minutes just sorting hoodies and sweatpants. It looked incredible—but took forever.

2. Towels Must Be Folded Like Hotel Art

Not just any fold—there’s a “spa fold,” a “roll fold,” and the dreaded “triple tri-fold.” I tried them all. Martha Stewart would maybe approve.

3. Skincare Fridges Need Weekly Detox

Celebs have tiny fridges just for eye creams and serums. I cleaned one and felt like I was handling rare artifacts. Those serums? $200 a bottle. No pressure.

4. You Must Know Every Candle’s Name and Scent

Most celebrity homes have signature candles in every room. And yes, you better know the difference between Le Labo Santal and Diptyque Baies—blindfolded.

5. Vacuuming = Meditation Time (Because It Never Ends)

Rugs are everything in a celeb home. Which means crumbs = crime. I vacuumed three rooms and understood why assistants wear sneakers.

Conclusion:
Cleaning like a celebrity assistant is no joke. From candle curation to skincare fridge cleaning, the job is as glamorous as it is exhausting. Would you try this routine for a day—or is this strictly Kardashian-level madness? Let’s talk in the comments!

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